Will You Love Me? (Fat, Bald & Ugly).

Choreoghraphed by: Martin Ritchie.

Music: "Will You Love Me When I'm Fat Bald and Ugly" by The Borderers [ 133 bpm / CD: Inspired! ].

Counts: 32

Type: 4 wall, intermediate line dance.

Start: On main vocal; "Come follow me" (29 seconds).

Kick-ball-step, Forward rock, Back shuffle, Touch back, ½ turn.

1 & 2 Kick right forward, Step ball of right next to left, Step forward on left.

3 - 4 Rock forward on right, Recover weight onto left.

5 & 6 Step back on right, Step left next to right, Step back on right.

7 - 8 Touch left toe back, Pivot ½ turn left (weight now on left).

Step, ½ pivot, Right shuffle, Stomp, Stomp, Applejacks.

1 - 2 Step forward on right, Pivot ½ turn left.

3 & 4 Step forward on right, Step left next to right, Step forward on right.

5 - 6 Stomp left foot next to right, Stomp right foot shoulder width apart.

& 7 Weight on left heel and right toe: Swivel left toe and right heel to left, Swivel to centre.

& 8 Weight on left toe and right heel: Swivel left heel and right toe to right, Swivel to centre.

Side-rock, Cross shuffle, ¼ turn, Step back, Left coaster.

1 - 2 Rock right to side, Recover weight onto left.

3 & 4 Cross step right over left, Step left to side, Cross step right over left.

5 - 6 Turn ¼ right and step back on left, Step back on right.

7 & 8 Step back on left, Step right next to left, Step forward on left.

½ turn, Triple ½ turn, Forward-rock, Left coaster.

1 - 2 Travelling forward turn ½ right stepping; Right, Left.

3 & 4 Triple step ½ turn right; stepping Right, Left, Right.

Note: 1-3&4 may be replaced by: Step forwards Right, Left, Right shuffle forwards.

5 - 6 Rock forward on left, Recover weight onto right.

7 & 8 Step back on left, Step right next to left, Step forward on left.

Start again

Ending: To finish with the music facing the front, the last time as you do the stomps and applejacks you're facing 3-o-clock wall, you will continue with the side-rock, cross shuffle.
Then do the following:

5 - 6 Turn ¼ right and step back on left, Turn ¼ right and step forward on right.

7 - 8 Turn ¼ right and step forward on left, Step right together.

West Coast Kickers

Choreoghraphed by:	Martin Ritchie.
Music:	"Will You Love Me When I'm Fat Bald and Ugly" by The Borderers [ 133 bpm / CD: Inspired! ].
Counts:	32
Type:	4 wall, intermediate line dance.
Start:	On main vocal; "Come follow me" (29 seconds).

	Kick-ball-step, Forward rock, Back shuffle, Touch back, ½ turn.
1 & 2	Kick right forward, Step ball of right next to left, Step forward on left.
3 - 4	Rock forward on right, Recover weight onto left.
5 & 6	Step back on right, Step left next to right, Step back on right.
7 - 8	Touch left toe back, Pivot ½ turn left (weight now on left).

	Step, ½ pivot, Right shuffle, Stomp, Stomp, Applejacks.
1 - 2	Step forward on right, Pivot ½ turn left.
3 & 4	Step forward on right, Step left next to right, Step forward on right.
5 - 6	Stomp left foot next to right, Stomp right foot shoulder width apart.
& 7	Weight on left heel and right toe: Swivel left toe and right heel to left, Swivel to centre.
& 8	Weight on left toe and right heel: Swivel left heel and right toe to right, Swivel to centre.

	Side-rock, Cross shuffle, ¼ turn, Step back, Left coaster.
1 - 2	Rock right to side, Recover weight onto left.
3 & 4	Cross step right over left, Step left to side, Cross step right over left.
5 - 6	Turn ¼ right and step back on left, Step back on right.
7 & 8	Step back on left, Step right next to left, Step forward on left.

	½ turn, Triple ½ turn, Forward-rock, Left coaster.
1 - 2	Travelling forward turn ½ right stepping; Right, Left.
3 & 4	Triple step ½ turn right; stepping Right, Left, Right.
Note:	1-3&4 may be replaced by: Step forwards Right, Left, Right shuffle forwards.
5 - 6	Rock forward on left, Recover weight onto right.
7 & 8	Step back on left, Step right next to left, Step forward on left.

*Ending:*	To finish with the music facing the front, the last time as you do the stomps and applejacks you're facing 3-o-clock wall, you will continue with the side-rock, cross shuffle. Then do the following:
5 - 6	Turn ¼ right and step back on left, Turn ¼ right and step forward on right.
7 - 8	Turn ¼ right and step forward on left, Step right together.